Shut-up-Strider!

Jul 30
  • Movie: Theirs was a forbidden love
  • Me: They are a white cisgender heterosexual couple who on earth is "forbidding" this
  • Movie: Their in-laws maybe
Jul 30

enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

Jul 30

zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

Jul 30

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

Jul 30

pixelflutter:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD

Jul 30

Anonymous said: Unf

ASDFGHJKL is this the same anon? Oh Jesus >.

Jul 30

jellyworld:

Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.

Jul 30

dontknowchev:



What a waste of space.

'The stars lean out to kiss you, and I lie away and miss you. Pour me another cup of atmosphere~'

Jul 30

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

Jul 30

santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*